Owning the room

Seth Meyers remarks at 2011 White House Correspondents' Dinner.

Insane

This thing killed 200+ people in Alabama. I'd run.

Shootout in Florida

The guard popped off one shot. Robber was later found dead.

 

"Battlefield 3" video game trailer

I'd rather do this than the real thing.

The real war

Only The Onion could bring realism to the non-reality of video games.

The Head and the Heart

"Rivers and Roads."

'Game of Thrones'

Watched an extended preview of this on demand. Commence DVR setting ...